zooeyclairedeschanel:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

itstonybetch:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

when your mom comes home and you know she has food

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when you’re half asleep and you remembered to do something

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when you get done with your 4th sit up

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when your alarm goes off but you can’t be bothered to wake up

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cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."

How I Met Your Mother  (via saintofsass)

(Source: studiosixty)

dont-frick-with-me:

trying to fit into your clothes after thanksgiving

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"Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy."

Mother Teresa  (via adotjam)

birchwoodstarlitnightphotography:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

Of course they are. What ever made you think we weren’t?

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